I always get sat next to some moaning motherfucker when I'm flying so I came up with the following solution:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Tilt your screen slightly but make sure the guy who is annoying you can still see
4. Take a deep breath and look towards the sky
5. Begin loudly chanting nonsensical words and open the following link: