Teenager weighing 490lbs killed in house blaze because firefighters couldn't lift her. lolwut

A grossly obese teenager died in a house fire because she was too heavy for firefighters to rescue.
Jamaya Herron, 18, who tipped the scales at more than 35 stone, collapsed after being overcome by smoke at her parents' home in the Chicago suburb of Rockford.

Emergency workers rescued two other children from the house but they struggled to lift Jamaya on time.
By the time they got her out of the property, the teenager was pronounced dead.
A post mortem later showed she had suffocated.

Two firefighters were treated in hospital for back injuries sustained trying to save Jamaya, officials said.
'They gave a 110 per cent, did their best and sometimes we're not able to save everyone but we were able to get two individuals out of that structure alive,' said Fire Chief Derek Bergsten.
Investigators believe a candle that had been knocked over started the fire.
Herron was living at the house, which had no running water or power, with her parents, Joseph and Delores Herron, as well as Joequavian Blankenship, 11, and Javarus Blankenship, 10.

HAHA: Lady Gaga Wears Dress Made Of Meat At VMAs

QUOTE FROM GAGA


“Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgement-free human being on the earth. However, it has many interpretations. For me this evening, if we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights pretty soon, we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on own bones. And, I am not a piece of meat.”

LOL

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WTF? Man Tattoo’s Gucci Print On His Face #Fail

I blame Lil Wayne for making this face tattoo commercial now you got kids messing there face up like exhibit G above. FUCKING WOW

Taylor Swift Wants Kanye West To Take His Song & Shove It "It's Just Another Insult That This Fool Thinks She Would Sing A Song He Wrote"

One year after Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's thunder in epic fashion at the MTV Video Music Awards, the attention seeker is at it again, however, this time she's fighting back.

Last weekend, West tweeted that he "wrote a song for Taylor that's so beautiful," and if she rejects it, then he'll perform it for her. Well, warm up that Auto-Tune machine, Kanye, because sources tell me she wants nothing to do with it.

"Taylor writes her own sounds and has been very successful at it," a record executive tells me. "Why would she want to sing one of Kanye's songs? The last thing she wants to do is give him any more attention or make him any money."

It's true that songwriters often make more money than performers on song royalties. Dolly Parton, who wrote 'I Will Always Love You,' famously said that when she wrote the iconic song, she opened a bank account, but when Whitney Houston recorded it, she bought the bank.

Taylor is the first female solo artist in country music history to write or co-write every song on a platinum-selling, self-titled debut album. In addition, Swift wrote or co-wrote every song on her blockbuster 'Fearless' album, which has sold more than 5 million copies.

"It's just another insult that this fool thinks she would sing a song he wrote," a friend of Taylor's tells me. "His ego is out of control. If anything, Kanye should be singing a song that Taylor wrote, not the other way around. As far as Taylor is concerned, he can take his song and shove it."

Ouch. Although, I can't say I blame her.

Airplane trolling

I always get sat next to some moaning motherfucker when I'm flying so I came up with the following solution:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Tilt your screen slightly but make sure the guy who is annoying you can still see
4. Take a deep breath and look towards the sky
5. Begin loudly chanting nonsensical words and open the following link:

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Mother Stabbed Twice Then Choked To Death By Her Lover After She Shouted Another Man's Name During Sex

A jealous boyfriend stabbed his partner to death after she accidently screamed out the name of another man as they had sex.
Gary Higgs, 44, flipped when his girlfriend suddenly cried out, 'Chris' as they made love in their bedroom.

Enraged, he stormed downstairs, grabbed a  knife from the kitchen and stabbed Joanne  once in the back and   in the chest.
Afterwards as she lay dying from her wounds, Higgs throttled the 41-year-old to death with the electrical flex of their alarm clock.

When police caught up with him he confessed: 'I asked her why she said "Chris" but she said she must have been thinking about her daughter's boyfriend Chris.
'It didn't make any sense to me and I was getting more angry. Why was she thinking about her daughter's boyfriend when we were having sex? wow

'I couldn't get things out of my mind. I didn't know exactly what I was thinking. I picked the knife up and carried it upstairs to the bedroom.
'I don't remember thinking I wanted to harm Jo at this time. I was just so mad. I am truly deeply sorry for what I have done.'
Yesterday Higgs was jailed for life for the murder and told he must serve a minimum of 15 years before he will be considered for release.

what a shame

Close Death with Trains, this video will keep you intense till the end